To quote Heather:

Shoot me in the face. Seriously. I am going to snap at those kids one day and scar them all for life.

By the way, in case I haven't mentioned this before, the morning and afternoon kids have now switched places in my esteem: Afternoon is generally great and morning is rough. But today, they were both a bunch of winners. At the end of AM kindergarten, we sat there for literally 8 minutes waiting for the kids to shut up. I usually just wait for them and other kids will tell the ones who are talking to be quiet or else we can't go home. But seriously, eight minutes. Doesn't sound terribly long, but when you are waiting for them to STOP THE HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AND SHUT THE HELL UP, it's rather a long time. And they would have gone on longer, except that it was then really time to go, so we had to rush out of there. I yelled at them in English, gave them the whole 'I am very disappointed in you and I hope this never happens again' speech. I literally was like, go home, I can't deal with you guys anymore today. Argh.

And then came Round Two. Including the three Kids Who Don't Listen To A Word I Say. They get 'breaks' (or 'time-outs' or whatever you want to call it) and they continue to talk. And hide under the table. And get up and just walk out of the classroom. And then there were kids who just wanted to take a break just for fun. At one point, there were only three or four kids doing what they were supposed to. Seriously, I am going to just start sending kids down to the office after one warning. There are very few things that really tick me off, but not listening (when I know for a fact that they understand) is one of them. (two of the others are intolerance and people who need to search through their entire car for change at the toll booth)

And then we hear at the staff meeting that some parents are complaining that their little darlings aren't making it out of the building as soon as the clock hits 3.45. Well, maybe they can come in next time and help, since there's only one of me and thirteen 5-year-olds putting their papers, lunchboxes and water bottles in their backpacks, changing into snow boots, and putting on snow pants, jackets, oh wait where's my [fill in the blank] I forgot it upstairs, gloves and hats, and zip this (no please) I can't do it with mittens on, and I swear I didn't come to school with a coat today even though it's ten degrees outside.

Thank God tomorrow's Friday. And next week has only two days! Yaaaaay Turkey Day!

PS- Mad props (ha!) go to moose, who performed four solo cello pieces at his concert on Tuesday. And he had a matching hat for each piece. You rock, o my brother.

What have I gotten myself into?

Weather forecast courtesy local news station:

'Forecast for today Wednesday November 16, 2005: ** WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY UNTIL NOON for blowing snow and cold temperatures...Highs today will be in the low to mid 20s but the strong Northwest winds at 14 to 28 mph will keep wind-chills in the 5 to 10 degree range all day. Winds will decrease this evening ...and skies will be clear with a full moon - lows will drop to near +9 degrees by sunrise Thursday with wind-chills from 0 to -5 below.'

This whole walking-to-school thing is getting old real quick.

In which there are an inordinate amount of links

Amazing how the weekend flies by, isn't it? Here it is, Sunday again, and here I am, procrastinating again. Some things never change. Although, I guess I am being sort of productive: My laundry's going at the moment. (ha...I'll take whatever excuse I can get)

Anyway. After two weeks of madness, report cards, parent conferences, and rehearsing for our Grand Opening, it's back to normal for a while. And let me just say that 'normal' feels so relaxed and low-key compared to what had been going on. The biggest event coming up in the near future is Moving Day, next weekend, and then Thanksgiving after that. Then, of course, everyone will either be (a) in a good mood due to the holidays or (b) completely stressed out due to the holidays. Hopefully, I'll be in the former category. Actually, I'll probably be in a good mood, looking forward to going home. The only downside is that I'll have to find a way to go Christmas shopping before going home, since I don't get in until the evening of the 24th. Oh well... they don't make a light-rail line to the Mall of America for nothing. (hellooo, Harry and David!)

So about this weekend: Friday was Martinstag (or link here for German speakers), and we had the big opening ceremony at school, complete with German consul and all sorts of speeches...none of which I heard, since I was too busy corralling 5-year-olds. No big loss there, though; I'm not all about speechifying. The kids had made lanterns in honor of Martinstag, and they had a couple of songs prepared, all of which went off much better than expected. Nothing like a little stage fright to get everyone doing what they're supposed to! The kids were all so cute, and we had a little parade around the neighborhood with our lanterns after everything was over. It was excellent, and I'm sure the music teacher is especially relieved.

Last night, I went to an exhibition opening at the Walker Art Center, during which I felt very cultured. Nothing like hors d'oevres and Andy Warhol. (seriously, do i sound like a snob yet?) No really, it was fun; my favorite pieces were two involving electric chairs. Now what does that say about my subconscious?

Off to either plan some lessons or read some more of my book. Let's see which happens first.

(incidentally to lj users: i can't seem to comment on anyone's lj. it blocks me each time i try. so it's nothing personal, i have been trying, and i do check up on you. just FYI.)

Hello, my name is Bridget and I am intimidated by quotation marks

You are a hyphen!


You scored 46% Sociability and 58% Sophistication.

You are comfortable around others. While you don't have to go out every night, yet you take pride in being easy to get along with. This should not, however, be misconstrued as believing (as many do) that you are without subtlety. In fact, you have the power to inform the anal retentive that, indeed, they are discussing an anal-retentive issue. Who else can do that? Quotation marks intimidate you a little bit.





Link: The Which Punctuation Mark Are You Test written by Gazda on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Err...okay? Frankly, I thought I was less social (and more anal-retentive) than that; maybe kindergarten is softening me up a bit?

Lesson plans? What lesson plans?

Your Birthdate: June 9

You are a born idealist, with more pet causes than you can count.You prefer be around others, both when working and while relaxing.Generous and giving, you believe you can change the world one person at a time.You're open minded and tolerant. People feel like they can tell you anything. Your strength: Your go-with-the-flow flexibility Your weakness: Your flair for the over dramatic Your power color: Pine green Your power symbol: Circle Your power month: September

href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz/">What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Heard on the radio this weekend:

• 'Winter Wonderland'
• 'Home for the Holidays'
• 'Have a Holly Jolly Christmas'
• 'Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring' (thanks Dr. Clare's 7th grade music for helping me recognize that one)

What the....?! It's the first weekend in November.

Speaking of the most wonderful time of the year, I bought plane tickets for Christmas break! Only I'd better have all my shopping done ahead of time, since I'm flying in at 6pm on the 24th. Looks like someone's going to be making a trip to the Mall of America.

Just over 2 weeks until Thanksgiving!

A reason why I teach

Since yesterday was Halloween, we made a big deal out of everything dealing with monsters, costumes, and candy. One of our activities was talking about and making a class graph of our favorite candy. Of course, to introduce some of this new vocab, I had to demonstrate it and exaggerate a lot (e.g.: Meine Lieblingssuessigkeit ist Kit-Kat. Ich liebe Kit-Kats!) But they understood pretty well, even though paying attention was difficult. Standard lesson; it went fine.

Fast forward to this morning: One of the kids came in with a little Halloween treat bag and handed it to me. I was pleasantly surprised and said thank you, and then I opened it: There was a Kit-Kat inside! I said something like, 'Kit-Kat! That's my favorite Halloween candy!'

Then this huge grin spreads over this little boy's face and he says, 'I know.'