They can also eat a dozen bagels or an entire loaf of cinnamon bread

Apparently there's been much speculation about what kind of dog the Obamas should get when they move into the White House. Everyone is suggesting a poodle, and no doubt it'll end up being some sort of supercute retriever/lab mix, but may I suggest: a greyhound.

Oh, you want reasons?

1. They don't shed -- key, since Malia's allergic.
2. The family would like a shelter dog -- hello, greyhound rescue organizations!

3. Greyhounds need big spaces to run and a fenced-in yard. The White House lawn is perfect!

4. They're generally very low key and love kids.

5. They don't bark -- there's noise enough from the press, thank you very much.

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