'I could be bounded in a nutshell,
and count myself a king of infinite space...' ~Hamlet
24 February 2006
You know you're old and/or a big dork when...
...you turn down a Fasching party in favor of a night at home, a movie and an early bedtime.
B stands for Big Loser.
4 comments:
Anonymous
said...
ok, you're not a big loser. you're just worn out from your killer job.
big losers are the type of people who still mooch off their parents after college, make only slightly more than minium wage, have no skills, and have a four year degree in a useless subject so that they will never get a real job. oh wait.
um, moving on . . . i am two months behind on your blog. i'm a horrible friend. but, i wanted to share something with you know that i'm back on track:
You scored as Sociology. You should be a Sociology major!
Obviously, i'm amazing. just not smart enough to pick the correct major. either that or i'm not selective when taking quizzes; i just "strongly agree" with everything.
Jamie: Big losers also don't spend two years in a foreign country, apply to Georgetown, and want to make the world a better place. They also don't send kick-ass Valentine's Day cards.
Jess: No, he wasn't going to be there. If he was going to be there, I would also have gone. =)
"big losers are the type of people who still mooch off their parents after college, make only slightly more than minium wage, have no skills, and have a four year degree in a useless subject so that they will never get a real job. oh wait."
okay, is jamie stalking me? seriously. except for that part about making minimum wage. because at the moment i am making NO WAGE. i'm seriously considering doing the part-time thing at a hotel or something - housekeeping can't be too bad, right? i mean, it's quiet... lol
4 comments:
ok, you're not a big loser. you're just worn out from your killer job.
big losers are the type of people who still mooch off their parents after college, make only slightly more than minium wage, have no skills, and have a four year degree in a useless subject so that they will never get a real job. oh wait.
um, moving on . . . i am two months behind on your blog. i'm a horrible friend. but, i wanted to share something with you know that i'm back on track:
You scored as Sociology.
You should be a Sociology major!
Mathematics
100%
Anthropology
100%
Linguistics
100%
Sociology
100%
Theater
100%
English
83%
Journalism
83%
Philosophy
75%
Dance
75%
Art
75%
Engineering
58%
Psychology
58%
Biology
8%
Chemistry
8%
Obviously, i'm amazing. just not smart enough to pick the correct major. either that or i'm not selective when taking quizzes; i just "strongly agree" with everything.
--jamie
So... was Cute Teacher Guy going to be at the party???
Jamie: Big losers also don't spend two years in a foreign country, apply to Georgetown, and want to make the world a better place. They also don't send kick-ass Valentine's Day cards.
Jess: No, he wasn't going to be there. If he was going to be there, I would also have gone. =)
"big losers are the type of people who still mooch off their parents after college, make only slightly more than minium wage, have no skills, and have a four year degree in a useless subject so that they will never get a real job. oh wait."
okay, is jamie stalking me? seriously. except for that part about making minimum wage. because at the moment i am making NO WAGE. i'm seriously considering doing the part-time thing at a hotel or something - housekeeping can't be too bad, right? i mean, it's quiet... lol
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